Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Random Meat--what is the punchline with this, anyway?


People are made of meat. We, too, are flesh. We could totally be eaten by bears. Think about that. Or sharks. You know what? Piranhas. Totally. Could be eaten by piranhas= us. That's poignant, okay?

Could we be that pig? Is that pig, us? Is it? It that pig even any Swino-Americans you've ever met?


That's just wrong. A pig, slicing itself, defies all conventions of discourse. No pig does this. We, the humans, like ham, and we kill pigs to eat it, because we are like wolves and bears and sharks: predatory mammals. Pigs don't accomodate us by self-slicing. This is just wrong and weird. It also defies physics.

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