Ermahgerd, pretty corn...

 I don't know how I missed this corn porn, which was posted at, like, half-a-dozen sites I occasionally visit--but check out this rainbow "glass gem" corn. I don't want to eat it--I want to wear it. I'm speaking as a person who does not make a habit of wearing produce. But that is really some very pretty corn. (Keeeee-rist! Blogger has enjoyed eating the videos I've tried to embed, lately--sorry it took so long for me to notice this one.)