Outlandish old ad--Be a Mind-sticker!

Um. This was a real ad from a long time ago, when men worked in dimly-lit rooms and thin women danced around outdoors and stuck in their minds. They could do this because of the miracle of artificial sweeteners. Fat women never stuck in men's minds because they would never fit in the first place. The Coca Cola company really did a lot of work back then in making women's lives worthwhile by a) giving them good shapes and b) making men think of them.

I love old ads.